horror movie opening scene
white girl: i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.
white boy: come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.
white girl: you're just trying to scare me.
white boy: lmao
they continue walking for a few seconds
*white couple hears noise*
white girl: babe what that??
white boy: i'll go investigate
*leaves her alone*
*choking noises*
white girl: zack!!!
white boy: ha ha just kidding!
white girl: asshole!
white boy: im just playin babe
white girl: that wasnt funny but ur still cute
*playful kiss*
*things turn sexy*
*hear noise*
white boy: i'll go investigate
*he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*
*maybe a thud*
white girl: zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!
*she walks and he dead*
white girl: ahhh!!
*killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*
white girl: ahhh!!!
*white girl runs*
*dead end*
*hides*
*thinks she free n safe*
*guy catches her*
*cuts her*
*she dead*
opening title slashes across screen: BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D<p>season two of AHS</p>
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prettyboyshyflizzy:

poeticallybrown:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

When you been chasing a girl for months and she finally let u taste it

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forrrrr monthsss? whyy. if she didnt want u at the first week, why extend it to a month even, or monthsssssssssss? naaa. that taste you got was out of pity. theres a reason why you only got a corner peice and not the whole rib lol. idk about u but I would want a girl to want me back. not pity me lol.

look at this simple ass nigga right hea

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prettyboyshyflizzy:

When you been chasing a girl for months and she finally let u taste it

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larrycoincidences:

whenever i get low on money i start thinking really irrationally like what if i hadn’t spent that $10 back in 2004 

(via ruinedchildhood)

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nawyougood:

saw some sidetitty…

saw bout 4/5 of the titty…

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flowerteen:

I am literally the friend that gives relationship advice and is always single.

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