madeupmonkeyshit:

grandmasterbooty:

madeupmonkeyshit:

i pledge i will never ever eat ass

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lol nigga ya breath prolly smell like straight ass crack

i hope the next person you eat has explosive diarrhea 

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thefatgawd:

90andforever:

titytwochainz:

ihatepocketchange:

titytwochainz:

Eli Manning suck so bad but he still got more Superbowl rings than his daddy and brother combined. I bet he be flexing like shit at Thanksgiving. 

Can’t spell elite without E-L-I

You also need those letters to spell

  • Terrible
  • Horrible 
  • Despicable
  • Toilet
People always shading my QB smfh.

Eli Manning as an overall quarterback is trash.

Eli Manning is a trash ass QB. Even giants fans know this. The only reason anybody gives Eli any love is to hate another QB or team (IE the Patriots and Tom Brady or even Peyton). Super bowl rings don’t mean shit. 

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tsunamiwavesurfing:

tsunamiwavesurfing:

when you goin extra hard to be the token nigga

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when you finally get accepted as the token nigga

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(via thagoodthings)

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"Your vulva and vagina do not need to be scrubbed clean twice a day. It is not dirty. I repeat: Unless you just ran a marathon, sat in the sun for hours, or rolled naked in the mud, your nether regions are not inherently dirty. The vagina creates a very particular, balanced environment for itself. There’s no need to mess with it."

(Source: bedsider, via coochietoots)

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validx2:

Bitch Niggas: I dont like girls with stretchmarks they look gross 

Real Niggas:

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(via angryblackman)

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